如果说喝点儿咖啡能提神醒脑,振奋身心,那让你喝个够,会成什么样?
you answer the door before people knock.

you get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

you speed walk in your sleep.

you grind(磨研) your coffee beans in your mouth.

you sleep with you eyes open .

you have to watch videos in fast-forward.

the only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

you can cake a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

you can type sixty words per minute...wih your feet.

you don't need a hammer to pound nails.

you go to AA meeting just for the free coffee.

people get dizzy just watching you.

you get drunk just so you can sober up.

you don't tan ,you roast.

you help your dog chase its tail.

your three favorite things in life are ... coffee before,coffee during and coffee after

Mommy,Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!

Keep quite, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today!

Mommy,Mommy! I like my brother very much.

All right, you can take another slice.

Mommy,Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?

You don't,but life your head up or you 'll scrape the floor.

Mommy,Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this gold course?

Shut up and search the sand trapes!

Come upstairs, son, like a good boy.

No , Mommy,you'll only throw me down again.

Mommy,Mommy!My teacher says my head is too big.

Shut up and get your hat from the garage,so your father can bring the car in!

我就是这种天天靠咖啡生活的人。。。第一个真得很经典，所以我现在该喝茶了。。。

以后你还要发类似这种的帖子就集中到一起就好了~~

忽忽...这些都是我一点一点打上去的啊

第二篇Mommy说的“All right, you can take another slice.”很冷~

小沫打了不少嘛。想起上次在百度补充词条，一个词一个词地打，结果电脑抽了，全没了……  = =b

嗯嗯，加油吧小沫~~~

呵呵,加油,继续发贴.....这次改短语

oh my god!!!:D it's too funny.......