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[英语幽默] 笑死人:the italian man who went to malta

笑死人:the italian man who went to malta

http://sunyuqian.vip.sina.com/game/Italiantomalta.MP3


one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawa*****". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawa*****!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she
tella me : "everyone wanna ****". I tella her " you don't undertsand
me...I wanna fork on the table". She say : "you better not **** on the table you sonnawa*****."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawa*****".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!

07TMC Highlight上我的后脑勺和一起征战的糯米们和给我们最甜微笑的Andy
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谐音真是有趣, really funny
To let go of everything you fear to lose.

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omg! I haven't read anything this funny for a long time!!! hahahaha...

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did u listen to the mp3 as well...

07TMC Highlight上我的后脑勺和一起征战的糯米们和给我们最甜微笑的Andy
我正式回归啦

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笑翻了,够经典
就是那人的意大利式发音学得不行

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其实一开始我觉得像黑人的英语

07TMC Highlight上我的后脑勺和一起征战的糯米们和给我们最甜微笑的Andy
我正式回归啦

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我拿到班里放了……
有人听不懂,有人笑的东倒西歪,就象我。


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