柠檬汁008 2008-8-20 12:41 PM
五个美国经典笑话
[font=楷体_GB2312][size=3][color=indigo]1. [/color][/size][/font][font=楷体_GB2312][size=3][color=indigo][color=#ff00ff]英文版：[/color][/color][/size][/font]
[font=楷体_GB2312][size=3][color=indigo] DREDDIE: Do you have holes in your underwear?[/color][/size][/font]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] TEDDIE: I should say not![/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] DREDDIE: Then, how do you put them on?[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] [color=#ff00ff]中文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=#4b0082]DREDDIE：你的内裤上有洞么？[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] TEDDIE：当然没有！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] DREDDIE：那你是怎么把它穿上的？[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082]2. [color=#ff00ff]英文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=indigo]WAITRESS: Have I kept you waiting long?[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] CUSTOMER: No, but did you know that there are 3,479 rose patterns on your wallpaper?[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] [color=#ff00ff]中文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=#4b0082]服务员：我让您等了很久么？[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] 顾客：没有。但是你知道这里有3479朵玫瑰花在你的墙纸上面么？[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082]3. [color=#ff00ff]英文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=indigo]MADDIE: Why did you cut a big hole in your umbrella?[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] FADDIE: So I can see when it stops raining."[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] [color=#ff00ff]中文版： [/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=indigo] MADDIE：你为什么在你的雨伞上剪了个洞？[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] FADDIE：这样我才能看雨是不是停了。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082]4. [color=#ff00ff]英文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=#4b0082]MAUD: Sometimes I get so depressed I want to drown myself.[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] CLAUDE: What stops you?[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] MAUD: I can't swim.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] [color=#ff00ff]中文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=#4b0082]MAUD：有时候我想淹死我自己。[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] CLAUDE：是什么让你停下？[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] MAUE：我不会游泳。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082]5. [color=#ff00ff]英文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=indigo]HUSBAND: Hey, honey, look at the new VCR I got.[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] WIFE: You know we can't afford a VCR.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] HUSBAND: Don't worry, I traded the TV for it.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] [color=#ff00ff]中文版：[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#ff00ff] [color=indigo] 丈夫：看，我买了个VCR！！[/color][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] 妻子：你知道我们没有钱买VCR。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=#4b0082] 丈夫：没关系，我用电视换得它。[/color][/size]
如果我写的不好，怎么也得捧个场。谢谢:clap:
樱蕾 2008-8-26 11:05 AM
第一个最搞笑了，美国的笑话嘛……有个时候我们会理解不了的