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[转]如果要开家长会,你选哪个网王去

越前龙马：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]海侃越前xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
越前龙马：（喝一口ponta）madamadadane!
手冢国光：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]海侃手冢xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
手冢国光：（散[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/发.gif[/img]着阴冷气息，老师被冻僵）手冢xx，绕办公桌跑500圈[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]
[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]二周助：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img]陶醉[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]二[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/笑.gif[/img]容[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/中.gif[/img]，一切准摆[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/好.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]对[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]二xx状词，全变成[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]赞美
[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]二周助：[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]二xx，晚[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/上.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/我.gif[/img]请[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/你.gif[/img]吃饯末大餐[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/好.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/好.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img]
菊丸英二：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]海侃菊丸xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
菊丸英二：（手[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/上.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]转着网球拍）[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/嗯.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/嗯.gif[/img]，[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/啊.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/啊.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
老师：菊丸先生，请[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/你.gif[/img]专[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/心.gif[/img]点[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]
菊丸英二：（糟糕，大石没教[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/我.gif[/img]，面对连家长一起教训[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]老师该怎[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img]办）老师，[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/下.gif[/img]星期再见[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]大石~~~~~~~
桃城武：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img]准备[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]海侃桃城xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
桃城武：桃城xx，来，今天爸爸[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/发.gif[/img]工资[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]，一起去吃汉堡[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]老师一起去怎[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img]样[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img]
老师：（为[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]搓一顿晚饭，[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/就.gif[/img]牺牲一[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/下.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/吧.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]告状[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]）恩~~~
汉堡店,桃城五点[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]两百个汉堡
老师：桃城先生，您太客气[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]（转过身：吃[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]完还能带回家给老婆，献献殷勤hoho~~~）!
转回身：
桃城和桃城xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]见[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]，只剩一堆汉报纸
老师：[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/下.gif[/img]次一定要把桃城xx浩浩告告状
海堂熏：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img]准备[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]海侃海棠xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
海堂熏：嘶~~~~嘶~~~~
老师：（翻白眼）没，没什[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img]，您，您[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]，[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]孩子，很，很[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/好.gif[/img]
河村隆：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]海侃河村xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
河村隆：（唯唯诺诺）[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img]，老师您说[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
河村隆震慑于老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]气势，[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]停后退[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/中.gif[/img]，[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/小.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/心.gif[/img]碰倒[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]门背后[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]网球拍
河村隆：burning!让批评来得更猛烈些[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/吧.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]come baby[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]老师~~~
老师：被烧焦
乾贞治：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]海侃乾xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
乾贞治：（拿出乾汁）老师您说[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]这[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img]久辛苦[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]，喝口茶[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/吧.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]
老师：恩，喝[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]一口
某教师办公室里[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/发.gif[/img]出一10000赫兹女高音（老师昏倒[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]地）
乾贞治：（镜片[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/反.gif[/img]光，拿出笔记本）[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/嗯.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]又有新资料[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/！.gif[/img]
大石秀一郎：
老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img]准备海侃大石xx[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
大石：老师您[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/好.gif[/img]，[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/我.gif[/img]家孩子有没有给您添什[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img]麻烦[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/他.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/在.gif[/img]学校里乖[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]乖[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img]有没有和其[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/他.gif[/img]同学闹矛盾[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img]您会[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img]会比较辛苦[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]
老师真准备和大石拼谁说[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]过谁
大石：老师[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/你.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img]有什[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img]话对[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/我.gif[/img]说[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img]有关于[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/我.gif[/img]家孩子[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/吗.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img]还[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img]您有什[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img]建议[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img]有没有办法[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/可.gif[/img]以提高它[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/的.gif[/img]成绩[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/呢.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]（舍去洋洋洒洒10000字某逝：作为青学保姆，大石还真[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img]尽职尽责阿）待大石演讲完毕，看[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]老师一眼
老师：[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/虽.gif[/img]坐姿端[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/正.gif[/img]，却口吐白沫，眼睛带歪，头[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/上.gif[/img]进行四射
大石：老师，您怎[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/么.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/？.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/不.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/是.gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/我.gif[/img]家孩子太顽皮[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]，把您气成[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]这个样子[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img][img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/….gif[/img]（舍去1000字）
老师：彻底[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/晕.gif[/img]过去[img]http://bbs.xiha520.com/plus/picwords/了.gif[/img]

[[i] 本帖最后由 慕蓝 于 2008-8-11 10:36 PM 编辑 [/i]]

TAT 笑。。。。搞校是搞笑啦不过好花哦

呀，让网王当老爹老爸，总感觉是件多么恐怖的事情

桃城武怎么象个马屁精,,不过好好笑,呵呵

老师准备海侃海棠xx成绩
海堂熏：嘶~~~~嘶~~~~
呵呵，阿熏再起个外号叫亚洲巨蟒好了~:titter:

哈哈……我要越前啦～～～撒娇中……   —  —111

      因为就他说的我看不懂……

越前，呵呵，好想笑哦，从哪里转的哦？好好笑

哇咔咔～～～
不二……不二大人
流口水

好乱的感觉！！！不过好棒的哦~~~~~~~~赞一个！！！！！！！！

越前那句你还差得远呢还真是经典……家长会上都能用……