冰雪女孩 2006-9-24 11:08 AM
女孩都应该记住的几句英文
The nice men are ugly.
好男人不帅。
The handsome men are not nice.
帅男人不好。
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
The handsome, nice and hetero***ual men are married.
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。
Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。
The handsome men without money are after our money.
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。
The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what hetero***ual don’t think we are beautiful enough.
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。
The men who think we are beautiful, that are hetero***ual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are hetero***ual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?
现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西？
usbaugh-bau 2006-9-24 11:15 AM
楼主ＭＭ是不是受到什么打击了……
TennisPrince 2006-9-25 04:00 PM
[quote]原帖由 [i]usbaugh-bau[/i] 于 2006-9-24 11:15 AM 发表
楼主ＭＭ是不是受到什么打击了…… [/quote]
同问...........
luxiaohui2 2006-9-26 05:36 AM
yeah, bitter, bitter~~~
but hey, there're some truth in there...
yolanta 2006-10-11 03:30 PM
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哈哈~楼主......
Dolphina 2006-10-12 07:56 PM
呼！终于帮我那个神经质的妹妹抄完了！
唉！她居然一定要我帮她把汉字部分抄下来！
555~可怜我那水桶般的水蛇腰哇~
shinki 2006-11-5 12:19 PM
顶阿..
很有趣哦~~~~~~~~~~~
Eva·Thorn 2006-11-17 06:39 PM
The handsome and nice men are gay.
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。
= =我想说那不是挺好的。
『草原狼』 2006-11-17 08:55 PM
楼主这是怎么了？
受打击了？？？？？？？？
cy_justin 2006-11-19 02:57 PM
楼主经典啊．
只能感慨世间少好男啊．．．
波波蜜 2006-12-16 08:20 PM
绕的可以啊~~~如果真的给记下来了，那个人肯定是超人~~
精灵女孩 2007-1-5 01:05 PM
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?
有谁知道答案？
SJH 2007-2-3 09:35 PM
oh oh oh oh oh
hard to remember........