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[分享北大课程］口语课上的短文：ALEXANDER糟糕的一天

这个是我们口语课上读的短文，很有意思，也不难，希望与大家分享～～～

ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, VERY BAD DAY
by Judith Viorst

1. I went to sleep with gum in my mouth
and now there's gum in my hair and
when I got out of bed this morning I
tripped on the skateboard and by
mistake I dropped my sweater in the
sink while the water was running and I
could tell it was going to be a terrible,
horrible, no good, very bad day.

2. At breakfast Anthony found a Corvette
Sting Ray car kit in his cereal box and
Nick found a Junior Undercover Agent
code ring in his cereal box but in my
breakfast cereal box all I found was
breakfast cereal. I think I'll move to
Australia.

3. In the car pool Mrs. Gibson let Becky
have a seat by the window. Audrey and
Elliott got seats by the window too. I
said I was being scrunched. I said I was
being smushed. I said, if I don't get a
seat by the window I am going to be
carsick. No one even answered. I could
tell it was going to be a terrible,
horrible, no good, very bad day.

4. As school Mrs. Dickens liked Paul's
picture of the sailboat better than my
picture of the invisible castle. At singing
time she said I sang too loud. At
counting time she said I left out sixteen.
Who needs sixteen? I could tell it was
going to be a terrible, horrible, no
good, very bad day.

5. I could tell because Paul said I wasn't
his best friend anymore. He said that
Philip Parker was his best friend and
that Albert Moyo was his next best
friend and that I was only his third best
friend. I hope you sit on a tack, I said
to Paul. I hope the next time you get a
double-decker strawberry ice-cream
cone the ice cream part falls off the
cone part and lands in Australia.

6. There were two cupcakes in Philip
Parker's lunch bag and Albert got a
Hershey bar with almonds and Paul's
mother gave him a piece of jelly roll
that had little coconut sprinkles on the
top. Guess whose mother forgot to put
in dessert? It was a terrible, horrible, no
good, very bad day.

7. That's what it was, because after
school my mom took us all to the
dentist and Dr. Fields found a cavity
just in me. Come back next week and
I'll fix it, said Dr. Fields. Next week, I
said, I'm going to Australia.

8. On the way downstairs the elevator
\ door closed on my foot and while we
were waiting for my mom to go get the
car Anthony made me fall where it was
muddy and then when I started crying
because of the mud Nick said I was a
crybaby and while I was punching Nick
for saying crybaby my mom came back
with the car and scolded me for being
muddy and fighting. I am having a
terrible, horrible, no good, very bad
day, I told everybody. No one even
answered.

9.  So then we went to the shoe store to
buy some sneakers. Anthony chose
white ones with blue stripes. Nick chose
red ones with white stripes. I chose
blue ones with red stripes but then the
shoe man said, We're all sold out. They
made me buy plain old white ones, but
they can't make me wear them.

10. When we picked up my dad at his
office he said I couldn't play with his
copying machine, but I forgot. He also
said to watch out for the books on his
desk, and I was careful as could be
except for my elbow. He also said don't
fool around with his phone, but I think I
called Australia. My dad said please
don't pick him up anymore. It was a
terrible, horrible, no good, very bad
day.

11. There were lima beans for dinner
and I hate limas. There was kissing on
TV and I hate kissing. My bath was too
hot, I got soap in my eyes, my marble
went down the drain, and I had to wear
my railroad-train pajamas. I hate my
railroad-train pajamas. When I went to
bed Nick took back the pillow he said I
could keep and the Mickey Mouse night
light burned out and I bit my tongue.
The cat wants to sleep with Anthony,
not with me. It has been a terrible,
horrible, no good, very bad day. My
mom says some days are like that.
  Even in Australia.
12. The next time you are having a bad day...remember Alexanders'...and smile...life is good!

师傅的贴
北大的课
狂顶!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

看起来很有意思的样子。不过对于目前的我，看起来还是挺困难的，坐下，慢慢看～

他的朋友怎么可以那么说话啊。。。
很伤人的

！

您打这么多字，真是辛苦了！



向您鞠躬

紫，这个帖是你发的，希望你心情不好的时候能想起它

谢谢你，亲爱的～～～
我几乎都快忘了，呵呵～～

紫儿如愿了,恭喜你,还没跟你道喜呢.你要知道在重庆有一个北大生是多么的不容易,祝贺你了!

谢谢！我们班有两个重庆的同学，都是三峡移民
现在兴奋劲已经过去了啊.......期末考试........

再大的奖赏也是少D,紫儿要快乐地度过4年的大学生活.你推荐的文章好象很有趣,我正愁没有文章读呢!

快乐，torture死了哈。期末考试.....我的计算机...
下午考大众文化，大家bless我把~~